From Likes To Lock-Ups: Cops Turn Social Media Spy

Mumbai: You know those thrilling gangster films where the cops are always one step behind? Well, forget that trope because Delhi Police has decided to skip straight to the good part — monitoring your social media. Yes, you heard it right. If you’ve been swooning over Lawrence Bishnoi’s latest escapades or forwarding “motivational” quotes from your neighborhood thug’s Instagram account, congratulations, you’ve made it to their watchlist.

While Delhi’s streets might still feature shootouts that rival action movies, the police force is shifting its focus to cracking down on gangster groupies. According to the police, anyone caught liking, sharing, or commenting on posts by these socalled “anti-heroes” is now a person of interest. So, that fiery emoji you dropped on a gangster’s reel? It’s not just between you, your conscience, and Mark Zuckerberg anymore. Apparently, the social media habits of these “bad-characters” — police parlance for repeat offenders who enjoy flaunting their weapons and crime stashes — have become a treasure trove for investigators.

Forget dark alleys; the new criminal hangout is your Facebook timeline. Senior officers revealed they’re compiling lists of criminals based on their online fanbases. Yes, lists. Plural. Delhi Police is going fullon spreadsheet warrior mode. “We’re directing all districts to keep a strict vigil on these profiles,” a senior officer shared. Translation: there’s now a social media monitoring team trawling through reels and status updates, probably shaking their heads at bad grammar and questionable hashtags along the way. But it’s not just about keeping tabs on hardened criminals. According to the police, young, impressionable teens flexing with knockoff pistols for Instagram clout are the next targets.

The gangsters, savvy social media influencers that they are, apparently see these kids as potential recruits. Like a twisted version of LinkedIn, they slide into DMs with offers of money and firearms. That’s networking for you. Parents, if you’re reading this, forget homework checks — start checking Facebook, Youtube and reels. The police even hinted that your teenager’s oddly specific interest in “gangsta” culture might be an entry point to real-life trouble.

So, unless you want family dinner to include a lecture on cyber surveillance, keep an eye on their followers list. And as for the police? Well, maybe this newfound enthusiasm for social media sleuthing can inspire them to tackle other pressing issues with the same gusto. But for now, it seems they’re content being Delhi’s unofficial content moderators.

Published on: Friday, November 29, 2024, 09:34 AM IST